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...I'm not a Flash animator, and I don't pretend to be.

With that being said, I've dabbled with flash years ago in my high school days of making horribly animooted videos to show some people how much I hate them, but nothing much beyond that. I don't believe my experiences with the program make me a fucking flash God, but I do have a basic understanding of how a flash movie is put together, and the time and effort it takes to make something truly great.

I really shouldn't feel the need to have to explain this to a bunch of strangers, but I'm tired of putting up with jilted 12-year-olds who are constantly put down by my scathing reviews of their shitty "masterpieces" that they did in a weekend and think will make them so famous that they can lay claim theoretical internet money and popularity.

So, in short: If I hurt your feelings with one of my reviews, then don't upload your shit. I'd like to think I'm one of the nicer souls on here with an objective and fair view, so take a step back and look at your work from the other side of the screen before you start bawwing and filling my inbox with whiny, angst-ridden complaints.